The Splicesoning


Origins[edit | edit source]
On March 6th, 2023, a chud accidentally stumbled across a gem while looking through his tabs and created the "splice thread"[2]. This spurred forth the creation of "splicejak" or “tabjak”[3]. While splicejak on his own would have been a gem, soyteens did not stop there and began to mix together various jaks, creating the forbidden alchemic art of ‘jak splicing.
Backlash[edit | edit source]

The alchemy of splicing jaks is seen by many soyteens as anti-science and an affront to Dr Fauci. Out of fear of splicejaks and their potential, many are calling for their 'nishment from the Sharty.
Splicejaks also had very poor reception on the 'ru from the beginning, because of the big divide between the the 'ru and the sharty. In other words, the user base of these communities don't have very much overlap.