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ShrekChan is the Internet's largest Shrek-themed imageboard. Founded in late 2012 by Shrek ## ADMIN ##, ShrekChan has evolved into a central meeting point for Brogres around the world. The rules of ShrekChan are very loose, even for an imageboard. This has indubitably been one of the partial factors in ShrekChan's rapid rise in popularity. About once a month, ShrekChan goes down for a while. This is of course the worst time of each month.
ShrekChan was the predecessor of PigChan, it was the first (and last) shrek-themed imageboard. Shrekchan during its time up was a place where fans, or brogres, gathered to discuses shrek and the movies. It started first as a community website with its own jokes and a relatively small user base, then after a while it gained notice for its obscure pages and interest in shrek. As time went on, the Shrek is Love, Shrek is life meme spread beyond Shrekchan and the website started to decay. After cleanup and a decrease in use, the website started back into a small community, but due to outsiders, spam, and bad jokes, the site was shutdown. Soon after, Pigchan was born, but it later went down in late 2016. ShrekChan was created by shrekman420.
ShrekSpeak[edit | edit source]
- Brogre - Bro + ogre, fan of Shrek.
- Ogirl - Ogre + girl, female fan of Shrek.
- Shreksual encounters - Sex.
- Shrekking off - To masturbate, usually over Shrek.
- Eshrekulate - To ejaculate
- Farquaad - Troll. So named for Shrek's enemy, the diminutive Lord Farquaad.
- Green-ray - The favored format of ShrekChan posters on which to watch Shrek.
- Swamp - The area where one lives.
- Dreck - Means "Dirt" in German. Something Shrek most definitely is not and, if you think so, it's all ogre fer you, laddie.
Then and Now / Creepypasta[edit | edit source]
The Creepypasta itself[edit | edit source]
Shrekchan was created many millennia ago by unknown life forms about which to this day people are still divided. It's creation remains a mystery still unknown to those who dare[YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU I DARE TO GO DEEPER] dig deeper.
BUT there's more to it: [illuminati citation needed]
I am talking about the beginning back then in 29 October '12, when someone who wouldn't like to share his name but otherwise share his address, made this chan. Around June, /mu/ (4chan's music board) had found this chan and started talking about it. After the /mu/ thread got over 100 replies, they moved it to /x/ (/x/ being the paranormal board of 4chan). More on that later. See, back then, Shrekchan wasn't just the ordinary chan you know nowadays. It was more like a mask of something obscure and dark. The old Shrekchan had a lot of hidden pages. People thought that these pages were only a quarter of all the pages. As people were looking for hidden pages, someone found a clock countdown that ended on the day the Olympics started, just before the days the Olympics started, there were a lot of fakers, but also some who could give you the creeps. During the night, someone made a thread saying that he found this on YouTube. The thread was ignored.
Back then, Shrekchan had a livestream in which they would stream all the Shrek movies. There was something really weird about those streams. The movie would occasionally get interrupted by Satanic rituals and chants (heard in the background), sometimes something REALLY strange (like a horse thingy screencap, straight outta stream). Everything continued this way until the Olympics were over. When the Olympics got finished, Shrekchan went down for 2 or 3 days and when it got turned on most of the hidden pages got deleted. The livestream is dead, nobody comes on it anymore, and if you talk about anything NOT Shrek related, you get banned and your post gets deleted.
Tie-in with the Illuminati[edit | edit source]
After a guy on /mu/ posted a link to shrekchan, it was spammed very hard and all the original posts went 404. Later they revelaed that shrekchan had alot of secret pages that referenced things like illuminati, ancient egyptian texts and other really spooky stuff. Pages with audio, pdf documents with books from 1700s and videos were found on several hidden pages around on shrekchan.org.
This is also when ShrekChan reached its peak of popularity and went somewhat "viral".
Original post that revealed the secret illuminati stuff
Subsequent /mu/ thread discussing and uncovering more illuminati stuff
/mu/ asks /x/ for help
Rules[edit | edit source]
The only rules of ShrekChan are as follows:
- "Have fun"
- "Be safe"
- "This is a safe-for-work imageboard. Any adult content will be removed."
It is also implied that one should not post dreck content, though there isn't a formal rule for this.
Boards[edit | edit source]
There are multiple boards on ShrekChan. Some are accessible by everybody, while others are secret.
Red - marked as Hacked or Obsolete.
- /shr/ - The signature board of ShrekChan; it is for general discussion of the Shrek franchise, although general discussion of all types tends to happen in here as well.
- /hack/ - 1337 h4x0rz lurk this board; you can't get them, though, for they have Norton Antivirus!
- /social/ - A board for roleplaying, Original content, and tripfags to cause drama and shitpost. It is Shrekchans version of 4chans /b/.
- /site/ - The board for providing the people who run ShrekChan with suggestions; in other words, the Site Suggestions board
- /chat/ - A text board for brogres to talk about stuff.
- /420/ - ShrekSmoke is a board made just for drug users (especially those that smoke da swamp grass).
- /oink/ - A board for pork lovers, very similar to Pigchans /pig/.
- /lounge/ - Everyone wants to get in, and only Shrek ## Admin ## and Bono know how to do so.
- /tv/ - Hacked/Obsolete Board. Shrekchans stream page, originally used for streaming the shrek movies. This page is infamous for being sketchy, such as playing strange clips, disturbing pictures, and other events. Due to copy right issues the website can no longer stream Shrek and eventually the front page link was removed. It was created by a streaming(justin.tv (NOW NAMED TWITCH) or mibbit.com) channel named, "shrekman420"or, ShrekChan the Chat, which is the Official channel for ShrekChan, but eventualy some might speculate that the channel, shrekman420 or ShrekChan was hacked, but if you search it now, the channel was deleted/wiped out, due to being hacked.
- FORMER BOARDS:
- /int/ - Assumedly similar to 4chan's /int/ board, the board was removed late january 2013.
- /mu/ - Was never a real board, but had a countdown timer for something 4chan's /mu/ board beleived to be an illuminati conspiracy. This was removed later when 4chan freaked out. It was later brought back up as a music board, and then killed along with /v/.
- /x/ a board that linked you to a wonderful collection of images of pollandball
- /v/ - A board about the discussion of Shrek games and other vidya. /v/, along with /mu/, are now no longer boards and both take you to a spoopy page that reads "welcome to the afterlife!"
- /shart/ - A board for OC and a page where everyone can share their art
- /rp/ - A board that was for roleplaying, oc, and drama. /Social/ now takes its place.
- /mlg/ - Former variant of /420/
SCRAPPED BOARDS:[edit | edit source]
- /666/ - this is basically another variant of /tv/ but it never gotten added, due to being FORBIDDEN. VERY Simmilar to the.html on the 'sharty.
- /jesus/ - dancing jesus
Later on, /v/ along with /mu/, were killed off Shrekchan and removed from the home page. Typing in /v/ or /mu/ would both take you to spoopy pages with skeltals reading "WELCOME TO THE AFTERLIFE". Eventually, the same happened to /int/, where it took you to a page with half a skull.
Secret page(s)[edit | edit source]
- http://shrekchan.org/holyshit/index.html - If you click on the dog's face (His name is Fang) it will lead you to the former /mu/. The name of the song is Sicx & Brotha Lynch Hung - One Nigga Dead
- http://www.shrekchan.org/projects/dog/report.html - A safe place to report your alien abductions.
- http://www.shrekchan.org/projects/lounge/lounge.html - The OTHER lounge
- http://www.shrekchan.org/projects/segway.html - Some blog about a guy going on a trip. On a segway.
Links[edit | edit source]
- http://www.shrekchan.org/ The homepage of ShrekChan
The end?[edit | edit source]
Shrekchan was unfortunately shut down, due to the Shrek meme becoming popular enough to cause the the people at "Know Le Meme" and reddit to start spamming overused Shrek jokes and killing the Shrek meme. At the end of ShrekChan's reign, there was an overflow of memes, and the brogers who fought them off had already left ages ago. But the admin would not let his friends down, for he has created a brand new imageboard, which will hopefully steer away from rampant memefaggotry.
PigChan[edit | edit source]
PigChan in the first days PigChan is the Internet's first pig-themed imageboard. Found in the ending of 2014 by admin, PigChan is the rebirth of the previous Imageboard Shrekchan. Pigchan is a friendly(ish) online community where Piglets and such come to talk. On Pigchan you can find memes and inside jokes, circlejerks and drama, spoopy stuff, discussions, and of course pigs!
pigchan wants you to help you to find some information! HOLD ON!!!! we established when shrekchan died. In 2012, the people announced and said the website is us! AND! LOG IN TO YOUR USER. IF NOT! PLEASE CREATE ACCOUNT! DO YOU HEAR ME? what is then us pigs can publish funny articles around the world so SHIT YOURSELF AND ENJOY OUR WEBSITE!
Boards[edit | edit source]
Because Pigchan is fresh from the womb, there is very few boards currently.
- /pig/ - Currently the only imageboard, dedicated to pigs and community.
- /chat/ - A text board where people come to talk.
Secret pages[edit | edit source]
- /Jesus/ - Offical homepage of the dancing jesus
- /int/ - A surviving layer from Shrekchan, Slit the wrist for father.
Other[edit | edit source]
- /img/ - Admins stash of banners and such
- /squeal.mp3 - It is what it is
- Shrekchan.org - Rip
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- Official website
The end?[edit | edit source]
Pigchan Shut Down in december 13th 2015 due to the same problem with ShrekChan. There are outsiders, bad jokes, spammers and even NSFW in PigChan, causing to shut it down and left dead.
It now says this:
rip pigchan / shrekchan 2012 - 2015
Love you all