OompaLoompajak
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OompaLoompajaks are the ordinary workers the Mental Asylum chocolate factory.
Whenever new patients visitors arrive they will sing a designated song[1].
The Song[edit | edit source]
>Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo
>I've got another soy thread for (You)
>Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee
>You WILL take your meds and listen to me
>What do you get when you don't eat your bugs?
>Looking as lame as those incel /pol/ chuds
>What do you get when you don't wear your mask?
>What do you think will come of THAT?
>I don't like the look of it
>Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dah
>Worship George Floyd and you will go far
>You'll own nothing and be happy about it too
>Like the Oompa Loompa doompa dee doo
