|Born||January 1, 1980|
Russian SFSR, USSR
|Nationality||SWARTHY JEWISH KIKE|
|Occupation(s)||Owns a variety of businesses, extorts the white man on a daily basis|
|Years active||2008 -|
|Known for||Being one of the smarmiest jews known to man|
|Spouses||Tyrone, Jamal and Demarcus|
|Tripcode||Max ## Admin|
|He's a Jew. We're not joking.|
Max is Brimstone.
To be researched: Both Doll and Froot have claimed that Max was Dr. E/Chood, but this claim has been disputed due to a lack of proof. For more information about Chood, see his respective article. Can (You) help us?
>Oh my fauci, its just like Luke skywalker vs Darth vader
(((Anton Maximov)))✡, or yuka, legal name Levi Goldberg (that might just be his friend doe) was the director of the NSS, the manager of Kuz, and owner of the Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust. On the Sharty, he has posted under the handle Max ## Admin,
he is Admin_6, the prophecised Anti Soot.
He is universally hated by teens because he's sold Sharty to the highest bidder and is probably one of the few things where sootists, kuzists, dollists and off-site faggots all agree about, which could have resulted in the Coal That Destroyed The Sharty if the wrong person had won. He also enabled porn ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of DOLL showing the kikes ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.
SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN
SLAM DUNK HIM INTO A TRASHCAN
Early Life[edit | edit source]
He’s a Jew.
Maximov came into kuz's life in 2008, likely taking advantage of a grief stricken, teenage kuzzy. According to a random document online, he was hired in kolyma in 2008, after Kuz’s wife died, and has been working as kuzs manager and personal slavemaster ever since. After Kuz got aids, Maximov, instead of helping his dying friend (who he spent his entire life milking for every penny), made him dissolve his company and sign off 50% of his ownings to cover his debt and medical bills. This apparently was not enough for Maximov, who, a few weeks later, forced Doll to pay him over 10,000 to get the sharty back. This, however, was still not enough for the shekelsniffer, who then charged doll hundreds of dollars worth of fees from everything ranging from electricity to gas, to ink and paper for the contract he signed. Seriously. YOO this nigger is straight up retarded xe can’t even program an image board, if this is the future of the party I’m leaving.
Fees Doll had to pay Max[edit | edit source]
Surprising absolutely no one, Max's bill to Doll looks like it was written up by Mr Krabs. Read it for yourself.
The Receipt Verbatim[edit | edit source]
- $2.00 - Cost of electricity during transfer period
- $5.00 - Processing fee
- $10.00 - Unsightly website fee
- $10.00 - Changing of plans fee incurred by kuz backtracking
- $15.00 - Fee incurred by DDoS attacks
- $19.00 - Domain transfer fee
- $20.00 - Additional fees incurred from transfer of booru.soy
- $21.55 - Cost of gas when transporting physical hardware during repairs on July 17th
- $30.50 - Bandwidth fees
- $45.00 - Risk fee for dangerous/hateful website
- $50.00 - Transfer fee
- $100.00 - Time spent working on the website this week in cost of wages
$150.00 - (WAIVED) Cost of hardware replacement
Fees for the Contract[edit | edit source]
- $0.25 - Ink for printing fee
- $0.75 - Paper fee
- $1.00 - Reviewal fee
- $1.00 - Faxing fee
- $2.00 - ACH fee cost
TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was on top of the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.
Crimes[edit | edit source]
- Selling the sharty which Doll already owned after kuz left, then turning it into an auction… just because!
- Forcing Doll to take out a loan, then milking him dry to the point of charging him for the gas bill
- Putting absolutely haram ads on every page
- Being a hook-nosed jew
- Lying about kuz and taking everything he had
- Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in The Great Soyset)
- Stood by while 'P and the Baby bot ravaged /soy/
- Tax Evasion
- White genocide
Commissioning dozens of bwno videos from cecefemnot yet but it'll probably happen
- Hating 'teens
- Giving Kuz AIDS by disguising as a prostitute
- More Judaism
- Indirectly leading to the First Death of the Sharty
Sharty splinter[edit | edit source]
On the 14th of August /soy/ was locked (similar to how /qa/ was) and the board /bunker/ was made. Maximov was trying to get soyteens onto his shitty devyach.net/party bunker, which had no images (at first) and the most fugly UI imaginable. Thankfully most went to bunker.soyjak.wiki instead.
only image I have of it