300 (Patient)

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300 (Patient)

S.O.Y - Patient file 300.

Warning: The following document is a possible Thrembo-level memetic hazard that cannot be countered by current technology. Unauthorized personnel viewing this file will, possibly, experience life-threatening seizures and be automatically withdrawn of their asylum employee rights. Authorized personnel who do not wish to view this file should close their browsers at this time and submit to a superior for heavy BBC therapy.

Threat level: 6-level memetic hazard, - to be reclassified as thrembo-level. Description: Patient "A24" is a .png image, traced of the photo of now deceased James ████. The image was described as following: "Middle-age bald man with a classic full beard wearing glasses, opening his mouth at abnormal height". It is unknown who made this image and if it has any connection with James' sudden murder in his house. It is also unknown how this image appears to, seemingly, carelessly pass through multiple layers of security of asylum-controlled websites, and all attempts of tracing back poster's IP failed. It's whole effects on human organism are yet to be found, but the usual behaviour of a human patient affected by the object is as follows: "████████████████BBC████COBSON████████ADMIN 5████████TOOS████". There were multiple instances of A24 leaks, all damage was undone by brave fighters of asylum. 4chan /tv/ leak 2018 - first recorded instance of A24. Imageboard moderators were forced by the asylum administration to delete all soyjak threads from now on. "The Lighthouse" leak 2019 - during the marketing campaign of the film "The Lighthouse" the asylum internet security forces have found a sudden rise of A24-posting on every 4chan board. The damage done to the site infrastructure was irreparable and unmanageable, - multiple jannies who witnessed the file went crazy and started to plot a vendetta against harmless 'jak enjoyers. /qa/ leak 2021 - [TO BE INVESTIGATED] soyjaks.party leak 2023 - Following The Sharty's purchase by Soot, a group of selfish little fucks hacked into the internal system of the site and forcefully changed all images to A24. Every person who visited the site at the time WILL be forcefully hospitalised and put through an intensive experimental Sproke and Meds therapy. Asylum employees had to temporarily shutdown the website. The following image is deemed safe by our extensive peer-reviewed studies.